Is it a plastic bag? No.
As I get closer, the image becomes more clear...It's balls.
The homepage states that Bumper Nuts are "Beautiful! This is the most ultimate truck accessory around".
Really?! When did balls become a fashion accessory?? Did I miss something?
There's a classy picture!! I sure hope that was included in his Christmas card to Grandma.
I swear, I wasn't even looking at the road for at least 5 miles because my eyes were drawn to the multi-colored, dangling, balls...swinging back in the wind. If I would of gotten in an accident, I seriously would of told the officer, 'I'm sorry, but the balls distracted me'.
What is this world coming too?!?!