Since when did Balls become a fashion accessory?

So, I'm driving down I-80 this morning on my way to my parents house and suddenly I'm drawn to something hanging from the bumper of the car in front of me.

I have to speed up a little because I can't figure out what this crazy thing is flapping in the breeze.

Is it a plastic bag? No.

Is it a dead animal? No.

Is it something hanging out of the trunk? No.

As I get closer, the image becomes more clear...It's balls.

BALLS! Saggy balls are hanging from this car in front of me. It's not even a manly car...it's a Bravada! A Bravada from Iowa no less! (Nothing against people from Iowa).

So, I googled 'Balls hanging from bumper' and I was directed to a webpage called: http://www.bumpernuts.com/ and there I found all sorts of balls. Red balls, blue balls, black balls, flesh colored balls.

The homepage states that Bumper Nuts are "Beautiful! This is the most ultimate truck accessory around".

Really?! When did balls become a fashion accessory?? Did I miss something?

You can see pictures in the gallery titled The Gonad Gallery. Pictures of fabulous people like this fella here...

There's a classy picture!! I sure hope that was included in his Christmas card to Grandma.

I swear, I wasn't even looking at the road for at least 5 miles because my eyes were drawn to the multi-colored, dangling, balls...swinging back in the wind. If I would of gotten in an accident, I seriously would of told the officer, 'I'm sorry, but the balls distracted me'.

What is this world coming too?!?!